Love at First Sight – Miller Mosaic LLC

I knew she was the one when I saw her during college orientation, that first day in August several years ago.

She was stylish and looked just great without any shine to her body. I would see her now and then during our four years in college, but I knew I was not at her social level. I had no thoughts that I could rise to her level and be the one to have her some day.

That type required high maintenance and long-term daily care. She would need a large residence and every day I would have to talk nicely to her and make sure that I came home every night so that she would not think I had deserted her.

Strange things happen, and she and I are now a twosome. When we go out, people will stare at us and I can read their minds, thinking that I am one lucky guy. I keep her warm at night and make sure that all her needs are immediately taken care of.

It wasn’t easy to get her for I had to convince John Doubler that I was the one for her and that I could handle her and afford her and be good to her and do all the things necessary for us to be together for a very long time. I’m good for Betsy and Betsy is good for me.

We just had our 10th anniversary and everything is fine. I have added to my financial status so much that, when we are together, no one doubts that we belong together.

Not too many owners of a 1992 Buick Roadmaster can make that unqualified statement.

Albert Zimbler is a 92-year-old author of six humor short story books on Amazon of which MORE DATING AND MATING SECRETS OF SENIORS AND OTHER HUMOR SHORT STORIES is the latest. He also teaches senior improv.

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